Coffee, Doom & Sleep - Reality Edition - T-Shirt

The holy trinity for the enlightened.

Coffee, Doom & Sleep — the three pillars of a life lived at the correct tempo. A direct nod to the greatest album cover in heavy music history, now available in classic black with purple typography OR the full commitment: deep purple cotton with bold black lettering. If you know, you know. If you don't, you're probably moving too fast anyway. This is for the congregation that worships at the altar of down-tuned riffs, glacial tempos, and sufficient caffeine to appreciate both. The kind of shirt you wear to the record store, the basement show, or just existing in a world that refuses to slow down.

Perfect for vinyl listening sessions, doom Sundays, or explaining why faster isn't always better.

☕ The essentials — Coffee, Doom & Sleep in that order
💜 Master of Reality tribute — Available in black with purple print OR full purple with black print or go safe with white or ash (my personal go-to)
🎸 Gildan Heavy Cotton — Heavy as the riffs deserve
🖤 Four colorways — Choose your level of commitment to the cause

Some truths are best delivered at 60 BPM.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This is a print on demand product. This way I can offer most apparel sizes at any time. POD products are printed as close to you as possible. No customs fees.

Orders made in EU ships from: Lithuania or Spain

Orders made in the US ships from: Charlotte, North Carolina, and Los Angeles, California

Orders made in Canada ships from: Toronto

Combining this item with a non-print on demand item means two separate packages.

Instructions from the printshop:

We use the latest direct-to-garment (DTG) printing technology to offer a wide variety of printable garments and design color options. We use high-quality inks that won't fade for a long time if taken care of properly.

Keep in mind that the original manufacturer's care instructions don't take into consideration the DTG printing process. So we suggest following the care instructions on this page to learn how to take care of your printed garments properly.

Printed apparel can be machine-washed cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent and like colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.

DTG-printed apparel can be tumble-dried on a low cycle, but hang-dry works best. When it comes to ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Don't iron the print.

Follow these instructions carefully to avoid fading and cracking of the print, and shrinking the garment that can occur if you wash or dry it on a high setting.

This is a print on demand item, which means it is produced per order and in a facility as close to you as possible. This item will be sent with tracking and pretty much worldwide. Also note that this is sent separate from products that are sent from me in Sweden.